By John Powell – Binge News
It appears you only get ONE miracle in Survivor. Bhanu’s emotional and quite frankly annoying prayers were not answered on “Don’t Touch the Oven” last night. In all reality and I may be speaking out of turn here but if there is an Almighty God, with all that’s going on in the world and the personal struggles many are going through both public and private, I don’t think even an omnipotent being would be giving two shits what happens on a reality show unless it really was a life or death situation.
It may be painful to hear but it is the reality. Bhanu may be a nice fellow, even a great guy but he was one of the worst players in the history of the game. That’s saying a lot considering the morons we have had to sit through for 45 seasons, more if you include Australia, New Zealand and UK’s versions of the game. Think about it. He was so bad he had to be trained “on the job” on how to play the game by his own tribemates who were sick and tired of him torpedoing their games. Him asking Kenzie to find an idol FOR him was my last straw with the professional actor and dancer.
So long, Bhanu and thanks for all the fish, as Douglas Adams wrote. A second thought, Bhanu couldn’t even do that either on the island.
On with this week’s Survivor Stock Ticker:


He sucked. The End.


She is the epitome of a wolf in sheep’s clothing. She is playing the game and playing it hard but nobody knows that yet. Don’t sleep on her. You will regret it. She is a sly one.

She is already the Queen of Siga and this week heightened her stock’s value. She was praised by her tribe and shared the idol clue with them engendering even more trust with them. She might be a hard one to get out or align against.

Tevin is already holding court at Nami. This week we got another look at how strong his influence is when he began campaigning against Soda. His push got no push back at all.


If Tevlin is noticing she is playing too hard you have to know that others are as well.

While the others at Yanu feel bad for her and surely would protect her Bhanu’s indictment of her being the “mastermind” cannot sit well with the other tribes at a swap or merger.

Charlie didn’t like the fact that she shared the clue with everyone else at their camp. Could some of Maria’s shine be rubbing off? Stay tuned.

Who’s next to go?

If the tribes don’t merge and Yanu has to go to tribal council yet again he is the likely target since Kenzie and Tiffany are so close.

She hasn’t gained any ground with Nami and in all the footage we saw she is still on the outs.

He was working on his own during the idol hunt and his idol hunt. Like Venus, he hasn’t made any inroads.

